Pretty girls don't eat, but I'm not pretty so WHERE IS MY HAMBURGER????
i also call my friends “bae”. i feel like that’s gonna cause trouble one of these days when they start dating someone lol like no fuck you he/she/ha was my friend first and that’s MY baeee <3
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny